As you sit on the Wye Bridge, your spindly legs dangling over the river below; contemplating how your Welsh and Anglo-Saxon forefathers used to put on their finest designer casual wear (or whatever passed for finest designer casual wear in 760 A.D.) and meet in the city for a good scrap...each side shouting “You’re going home in a f***ing rowing boat...boyo?” until that one little scrote started gobbing off and it then it all kicked off big style; your thoughts of martial prowess may suddenly stir your loins.
Now, you may suddenly find yourself asking “Why?”.
Why are you sat on a bridge contemplating ancient battles instead of being in the pub with a hot babe who is a sure-fire lay?
Worry no more.
The Hereford agency for escorts can provide a stunning array of English, or continental, girls who can commute to you in the city.
(If you want a Welsh girl you’ll have to get one of the Romanians, who does fantasy role-playing, to dress up with daffodils and play the “Manic Street Preachers” in the background or something...but we’re not even sure whether those Southeastern European girls would ever go that dark...so call to negotiate!)
A brief phone call and you can have a fine and interested babe join for beers, bonking and playing the “poohsticks” game whilst pretending to be Charlotte Church.
Call now, and arrange for one of the finest Hereford escorts to meet you on the bridge.